Wolfenstein RPG iPhone/iPod Touch App Review
13 Aug
Expertly updated from traditional mobile to the iPhone by developer Firemint, Wolfenstein RPG is a clever, involving adventure-oriented riff on the classic PC shooter that’s graced with good graphics and easy-to-use controls. You are an allied soldier named BJ Blazkowcisz, freshly broken out of confinement in an Axis stronghold. You must fight your way to Castle Wolfenstein and put a stop to an occult weapons program. Between here and there are hundreds of enemy soldiers and monsters. Fortunately, you have a wicked right hook, boots of steel, and access to lots of guns. Plus, Axis scientists working on gene-enhancing formulas have left their work everywhere. You can fill syringes with chemical compounds that increase everything from your focus to health and use these temporary boosts to get out of hairy situations.
Although you wouldn’t be able to tell from the look of it this is a classic-style adventure-RPG. The game imagines a grid over each maze-like stage. Every step you take registers as a turn. When an enemy approaches, each attack you unleash counts as a turn. The enemy’s response, whether they return fire or step aside, counts as its turn. Battles have a rhythm to them as you step, shoot, dodge, and heal. When you get the pacing of this system, you can use it to your advantage, knowing when to retreat two or three squares and let an enemy come to you so you can kick it back and then empty a clip into it as it tries to recover and counter-attack.
Wolfenstein RPG’s controls take just a few minutes to learn. You have an on-screen movement pad that advances BJ through the stages. There are a handful of options, but I preferred the classic d-pad. Since I am right-handed, I placed it on the right side of the screen. It felt instantly natural. Tapping forward advances you a square. Taping left or right turns, but does not move forward. (Swiveling BJ does not take up a turn.) To strafe, you swipe left or right on the screen. The rest of the interface is touch-sensitive, such as tapping the current weapon to change it or tapping the health meter to dig into your inventory of health items and special syringes. To fire at an enemy, you simply tap them. Be warned, though. That enemy must be in front of you. You cannot just see it in an adjacent square and then tap to shoot it. Once you have a sniper rifle, though, you do use tilt to aim.
There really is a lot going on in Wolfenstein RPG. There are secrets in every stage, from hidden treasure rooms to medals earned for doing auxiliary tasks, such as reading all of the books in a stage (although reading some will cause you to lose focus for several turns). Almost everything is interactive, from the ability to rip a sink off a wall and throw it at a jackboot or kick down a flag to see if there is a secret behind it. In fact, you want to interact with as much as possible because it’s an easy way to earn experience points and level up BJ.
Wolfenstein RPG has a good sense of humor. The game jettisons all references to the Nazis and goes with a generic Axis enemy, likely to save any consternation with regional sensitivities. But then it puts up portraits of Hitler everywhere, moving that infamous moustache down to his bottom lip. Hitler with a soul patch, folks. Before kicking down a portrait, be sure to punch it and watch soul patch Hitler reel from your barrage of blows. The text and dialog is cheeky. And there are chickens everywhere that demand to be kicked.
If you have the right expectations, mainly, if you are ready for a classic turn-based adventure, Wolfenstein RPG will entertain you greatly and this iPhone update improves on every aspect of the original. The controls are better. There are more secrets. The art style is superior. You will get six or seven hours of play out of this game, and that’s if you just press through it without looking for all of the goodies or experiment with the syringe boosters. I had a great time with Wolfenstein RPG and heartily recommend it even at the $4.99 price tag.

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